The Real Slime Shady
演唱：Dan BullThe Real Slime Shady (Explicit) - Dan Bull
Lyrics by：Dan Bull
Composed by：Dan Bull
Produced by：JGBeats
The moon is full full
The cave is deep deep deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
Sleep
It's deep down here here
Don't creep down here here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
Welcome
Come inside my hole
I'm very much obliged
Yes
My friends call me
But you might know me as slime
Hi
I am the massivest giant
Gelatinous guy in this cavernous mine
My only passion is hiding in passages
Frightening passing chumps hi
I'm in your messages
Slide in like catheters
Right in your bladder surprise
Try to fly and you'll happen to find
That you're trapped in a dilemma Kafka could write
Deep
You can try and hit back
When I die
I just snap as if I am elastic incised
Boing
Look at the size of this bastard
Dividing like matter
The kind that'll happen
When atoms collide
Boom
Not about to deny it
I'm having a fabulous time rapping this rhyme
I cram it with multisyllabics
And double entendres in patterns
That baffle your mind
I flip mathematic like a poltergeist
Boo
Because when I divide
Then I multiply
Hoo
I'm not the sort to die
Wouldn't resort to violence
'Cause the more you try it
Then the more I riot
One-on-one I'm a one-man army
Come on bruv no one can harm me
We aren't going to 'cause any trouble now are we
So turn around and start running for your life calmly
The moon is full the cave is deep
Deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
I look like a creeper's head
If he was dead of bein' beheaded by guillotine
Chop
Instead of creepin' up
On villagers to burst to smithereens
Pop
In here your screams don't mean a hill of beans
No being can hear a thing
No sweet idyllic scenes of village greens
You're merely here to bleed
Amid dirt and in grime
You might just bump into slime
Two for the price of one look
I'm providing such a good time
I'm the verdant-est slice of Turkish delight
Lurk in the murk of the mines
Don't you look twice
A kind word of advice
Hi my name's Slime Shady
Dunno why but scru face Jean's on my mind lately
My baby come writhe in my gravy
Twice daily
You're right in my lane
Better drive safely
When I'm pullin' you aside
It's nothin' like a traffic stop on a white lady
So you won't survive by bein' a crybaby
You can try vainly or die bravely
I'm a single father mother
Call me dad and mommy
Floutin' the ******* ********* ******
Started at the bottom
Now I've got a bloody colony
I could be a doctor teaching epidemiology
The moon is full
Full
The cave is deep
Deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
Sleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
I might seem green
But I'm just jelly
Putting you in a jam
Like gooseberries
It's very clear I need intervention
Like when I bukkaked Peter Venkman
See me just skeet
Without an erection
Spredin' my seed in every direction
You're gonna need some heavy protection
When I release the rest of 'em ha
Hold up you've hit the sloppiest roadblock
You and your crew can run up
And get coldcocked
We're a chip off of the old block
How come a Minecraft parody's a whole bop
What
Even with no cock no ovulation
We're causing overpopulation
Mobs in a mob self-replicatin'
Sorry we're late and kept you waitin'
Under a full moon
What would a fool do to win a fortune
And will it fall through
Couldn't afford to
But could've fooled you
'Cause to a fault you keep getting fooled
You are like the fall dew
Back every morn' new
Didn't I warn you
Didn't it dawn on you
That when we fall on your sword
Then we're born anew
Don't make us keep repeatin'
Are we boring you
Though I'd like to stay around alas
I can't stick stick stick
About very long
Gotta bounce gotta split
So put down your stick
There's no need to attack
If you do or you don't
We will keep coming back
When the moon is full
The cave is deep
Deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
Lyrics by：Dan Bull
Composed by：Dan Bull
Produced by：JGBeats
The moon is full full
The cave is deep deep deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
Sleep
It's deep down here here
Don't creep down here here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
Welcome
Come inside my hole
I'm very much obliged
Yes
My friends call me
But you might know me as slime
Hi
I am the massivest giant
Gelatinous guy in this cavernous mine
My only passion is hiding in passages
Frightening passing chumps hi
I'm in your messages
Slide in like catheters
Right in your bladder surprise
Try to fly and you'll happen to find
That you're trapped in a dilemma Kafka could write
Deep
You can try and hit back
When I die
I just snap as if I am elastic incised
Boing
Look at the size of this bastard
Dividing like matter
The kind that'll happen
When atoms collide
Boom
Not about to deny it
I'm having a fabulous time rapping this rhyme
I cram it with multisyllabics
And double entendres in patterns
That baffle your mind
I flip mathematic like a poltergeist
Boo
Because when I divide
Then I multiply
Hoo
I'm not the sort to die
Wouldn't resort to violence
'Cause the more you try it
Then the more I riot
One-on-one I'm a one-man army
Come on bruv no one can harm me
We aren't going to 'cause any trouble now are we
So turn around and start running for your life calmly
The moon is full the cave is deep
Deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
I look like a creeper's head
If he was dead of bein' beheaded by guillotine
Chop
Instead of creepin' up
On villagers to burst to smithereens
Pop
In here your screams don't mean a hill of beans
No being can hear a thing
No sweet idyllic scenes of village greens
You're merely here to bleed
Amid dirt and in grime
You might just bump into slime
Two for the price of one look
I'm providing such a good time
I'm the verdant-est slice of Turkish delight
Lurk in the murk of the mines
Don't you look twice
A kind word of advice
Hi my name's Slime Shady
Dunno why but scru face Jean's on my mind lately
My baby come writhe in my gravy
Twice daily
You're right in my lane
Better drive safely
When I'm pullin' you aside
It's nothin' like a traffic stop on a white lady
So you won't survive by bein' a crybaby
You can try vainly or die bravely
I'm a single father mother
Call me dad and mommy
Floutin' the ******* ********* ******
Started at the bottom
Now I've got a bloody colony
I could be a doctor teaching epidemiology
The moon is full
Full
The cave is deep
Deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
Sleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
I might seem green
But I'm just jelly
Putting you in a jam
Like gooseberries
It's very clear I need intervention
Like when I bukkaked Peter Venkman
See me just skeet
Without an erection
Spredin' my seed in every direction
You're gonna need some heavy protection
When I release the rest of 'em ha
Hold up you've hit the sloppiest roadblock
You and your crew can run up
And get coldcocked
We're a chip off of the old block
How come a Minecraft parody's a whole bop
What
Even with no cock no ovulation
We're causing overpopulation
Mobs in a mob self-replicatin'
Sorry we're late and kept you waitin'
Under a full moon
What would a fool do to win a fortune
And will it fall through
Couldn't afford to
But could've fooled you
'Cause to a fault you keep getting fooled
You are like the fall dew
Back every morn' new
Didn't I warn you
Didn't it dawn on you
That when we fall on your sword
Then we're born anew
Don't make us keep repeatin'
Are we boring you
Though I'd like to stay around alas
I can't stick stick stick
About very long
Gotta bounce gotta split
So put down your stick
There's no need to attack
If you do or you don't
We will keep coming back
When the moon is full
The cave is deep
Deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here