Underwear
演唱：barry louis polisarUnderwear - Barry Louis Polisar
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
Everyone is equal
When it comes to underwear
Because beneath your underwear
It's just yourself that's there
Everyone wears underwear
Or at least they should
Underwear is lots of things
But mostly it is good
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
Some like the feel of cotton
I share this belief
Likewise I don't like boxer shorts
Give me a pair of briefs
Some don't like to talk about it
That's because they're shy
People laugh at underwear
But I do not know why
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
"Now don't use bleach on underwear
" That's what my mom will say
"Cause bleach will eat the fabric
And soon they'll wash away "
Underwear with lots of holes
Is a sorry sight
Look around and try to see
Who's wearing theirs too tight
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
Everyone is equal
When it comes to underwear
Because beneath your underwear
It's just yourself that's there
Everyone wears underwear
Or at least they should
Underwear is lots of things
But mostly it is good
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
Some like the feel of cotton
I share this belief
Likewise I don't like boxer shorts
Give me a pair of briefs
Some don't like to talk about it
That's because they're shy
People laugh at underwear
But I do not know why
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
"Now don't use bleach on underwear
" That's what my mom will say
"Cause bleach will eat the fabric
And soon they'll wash away "
Underwear with lots of holes
Is a sorry sight
Look around and try to see
Who's wearing theirs too tight
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute
Underwear is everywhere
But mostly underneath
Usually you can't see
What goes on beneath
Ragged clothes evening gowns
Or the finest three-piece suit
Underwear is everywhere;
There is no substitute